#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand
00Q AU : Q works for MI6. James is brilliant criminal who kidnapped him for ransom. Like always, they fall in love…
(God help me…I have my history exam in THIS friday.)
- You like what you see, lovely boy ? Or maybe you don’t like blood on body, hu?
- I..I do not like..blood. Are you going to kill me?
- No, “Q”. I’m not going to kill you.
THIS by iamnotoneofthem.